"Members of the jury, I am just a simple, country lawyer-baby. Where I come from, we wear lots of flowers and hearts. We love nap time and bouncie chairs. We do not, ladies and gentleman, lie, cheat and steal. I guess defendant-baby comes from somewhere else."
"Oh man. Something smells. Please don't let it be my pants again...wait...yeah, it's my pants. I know! I'll distract her with a blood-curdling scream! Heh heh heh. I am goooood."
Edie: "I want my $19.95 back, dog. Your tummy time video isn't helping me lift my head at all."Billy: "You must harness your inner Schnoodle, child."
Edie: "You're a crook."
Love them, Rach, especially the first one... You should totally start a website :)
ReplyDeleteLol. Agree with above.
ReplyDeleteThat is just too much. Every picture is a perfect fit. It reminds me of a commercial for ETrade and this little boy. Too much. LOL
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