Caring, thoughtful, wonderful man that he is, Will sometimes make comments that leave me dumbfounded. And he's really been on a roll lately. Here is a choice selection from what is likely to be a recurring topic:
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[R&W just finish a movie with actress Emily Blunt]
W: What movies has she been in?
R: You probably recognize her from The Devil Wears Prada. Did you know she's married to Jim from The Office? Are you jealous that he has such a gorgeous wife?
W: Why would I be jealous? He's a celebrity. His life has nothing to do with mine.
[It takes at least two minutes of me blinking at him for Will to gather that he might have said something off-putting.]
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R: I just found my second gray hair today! Ugh!
W: Huh. You know, you've been really moody lately too. Maybe you've got a vitamin deficiency.
[And the crickets chirp...]
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[Will loves chocolate chip cookies. Sometimes, because I am a very great wife, I make them for him. Last time, I burned the batch a bit.]
R: Sorry you've had a rough day. Want me to bake some chocolate chip cookies?
W: Sure. But let's keep them soft this time, ok?
[Absolutely, boss man. "Let's" do that. We've got to stop watching The Sopranos.]
LOL I think my favorite was the chocolate chips. If Jens reads the comments he will feel a creeping unease settle on his soul -- he will know that there is something really wrong with them but he won't know what.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite Will one-liner occurred after Heidi kicked me out of the condo:
ReplyDeleteMe: I have to go back to the condo and get some of my stuff. I'm afraid of what I might find there.
Will: Yeah! She's probably turned into a giant bat-thing and is lurking behind the front door.
Insulting? No. Extremely hilarious? Yes. :)